Nothing gets you up in the morning like Gary Glitter


Nothing gets you up in the morning like Ray Charles



Gooder, More Good, Better...

Ryder (4 year old): This one tastes gooder...
Raleigh (9 year old): No Ryder, gooder isn't a word. You should say more good.
Ryder: Yeah, this one tastes more good!
Me: How about using "better" instead?
Raleigh: That doesn't even make sense dad.
Me: I don't know what I was thinking...

Glass Door Wake Up

I have a new found appreciation for the birds and dogs that crash into sliding glass doors and windows.

I won’t laugh at them anymore. I woke up and walked into the glass shower door this morning head first. Luckily the pain of my head injury shadowed the embarrassment of falling over naked on the bathroom floor. Happy Friday!


As long as the position you are seeking knows that you are not “Determined” to spell correctly, you may find something soon. #LinkedInspellingisimportant

As long as the position you are seeking knows that you are not “Determined” to spell correctly, you may find something soon. #LinkedInspellingisimportant


Arnold keeps me motivated to work out when I am on the road. 



I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I’m going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always. ~Hussein Nishah